Today's fortune: Your present plans are going to succeed

I've no fucking idea what Orkut means by that.

I've two present plans;

If one succeeds I'll fucking blow up the world and there will no longer be any civilization. Is Osama going to call me up and ask me to do the honors? ..Oh Yeah, humor me. I'm not kidding.

If the other one does.....fuck no...!! I left that plan some time ago. Yeah so it comes down to me blowing up the world. Give me the ammo and I swear I fucking will.