So basically the theory is "Everyone's an asshole:-)" ....Don't forget the cute smile at the end, 'coz apparently any shit that you say with a smile on your face is taken in the "right" sense. (Which forms part of another theory that I'd hopefully bring unto you quite soon.)
The people that I call my foes, the ones I call friends and the ones I call great friends are all worthy of being bestowed on them "the order of asshole-hood".
In fact this is not the first time I've realized this fact, but then I conveniently forget it when I need to be around people for my sake. I'm pretty sure I'd take that convenience again when I need to spend some time not so alone. :-) Yeah, opportunist. Again, I've no idea why people do things so absolutely intolerably selfish and act like they haven't even heard of that word. Assholes. OK, wrong. Ass-fucking-holes. That feels much better.
Just 'coz I'm this totally jobless guy who gets to sit at home alone from 7:30 in the morning to 8:30 in the evening and so obviously yearns for some company through the day, doesn't mean that people can say "no" when I ask them out and say "come" as and when they feel like going out. That's so not how it works my dear unfuckable morons !!
But yeah, don't you worry. I'm not cross with you. 'Coz well, lets see ..I need you idiots to keep me company and laugh around at times. And that's all there is to it. Affection, sincerity, honesty, what, love? and all that is just fancy words I learned in middle school. But, then it seemed so true, so real. And now I don't see that around me. All I see are assholes. And there are so many of them. I'm one too:-) And I fear what I see around is not encouraging any change.
Hail Assholism.
2 steps to heaven:
amen to that, and like i've always said, all the world's a stage and all the actors are fuckers
yeah ...they all are. Glad you said that. I needed a second opinion
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