What the world is made of

I thought deep and hard and I felt it could be bread and butter. But honestly it can't be 'coz if it really was there would not have been people dying of hunger.

Then I thought it could be love. But if it was love people would not have been killing each other like I swat mosquitoes. No way it could be love.

When I thought about deeper and harder, I felt it could be kidneys and livers. But come on if that was the case there would not have been doctors stealing kidneys of unwary patients.

Now I really got thinking and felt it should be marks and gpa's. But even this theory had a huge glitch. If there was enough marks around I wouldn't have had to sulk when people ask me my gpa.

The point is, I finally realized, the world is made of sex and bikinis and money. I looked around and I found that life was just a mad race after sex or money. People who don't have money have sex all the time and make babies like a factory churning out Barbies. And people who have money, have got only another purpose in life. Sex. So really its sex and money that the world is made of. Yes and bikinis, Bikinis and babes go hand in hand. There can't be no babe without bikinis and there can be no bikini without babes. It's really confusing. Sex and money it is.