Crawling in my belly

What I found out today.

Do not eat a chicken burger, a cashew roll and two egg puffs back to back at half past two in the afternoon and follow that up with a generous swig of sprite.

If you do, you will in all likelihood enjoy an evening of ghastly regurgitations, acidity and extreme apathy towards food in any form.

This is where the above post ends, and since I've been writing extensively without any readers, and I've got another something to write and I don't want to have another post written without any comments for ages to come, I'm gonna write it along with this.

I saw three Hannibal Lector movies this evening "Hannibal", "Silence of the lambs" and "Red Dragon". Apart from understanding that Anthony Hopkins is one heck of an actor I also understood that I could likely end up being a cannibal. I provide the following findings in support of my theory.

I chew on my cheek skin, I've been doing that ever since I developed teeth and I think I like it. Some times it gets shredded, which is not a form that you can do anything with so I just swallow it or spit it out. But luckily some times it comes in chunks which I can play with inside my mouth making small balls out of it, rolling it on my tongue and the floor. Again I either swallow it or spit it out. So bringing it in a wider perspective, I think I like the taste of human flesh.

Maybe some day I will start eating humans and there won't be any shortage of food. I'm in India, the land of the finest and the most exotic, assorted human flesh. Hannibal preferred liver I presume. Personally I'm not a fan of liver. I'd rather have spleen. It sounds nice. Must taste good too. I think I'll like it. :-)

So umm ....dinner tonight?