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Miss Macavity: hallo...
Sharan Suresh: hey hey hey
Sharan Suresh: nice that some one came finally
Miss Macavity: lol
Miss Macavity: u wanted just anyone?
Sharan Suresh: yeah
Sharan Suresh: juz about
Sharan Suresh: new sim?
Miss Macavity: yea..but BSNL
Miss Macavity: wats urs?
Sharan Suresh: why the but?
Sharan Suresh: wats mine what?
Sharan Suresh: airtel
Sharan Suresh: number?
Miss Macavity: yea
Miss Macavity: coz bsnl is damn costly
Sharan Suresh: 9746104835...i remember giving u my landline number a fwe eons ago. dont think u've put it to any use yet
Sharan Suresh: yeah except once when u had to know who else is going to ragam
Miss Macavity: this is just fr the record
Miss Macavity: ill giv u missed calls, n dont dare take any
Sharan Suresh: yeah. Macavity u forget, im not a fool
Miss Macavity: i had no such illusions
Sharan Suresh: good. finally a girl without illusions
Miss Macavity: oh
Sharan Suresh: ur results out?
Miss Macavity: not ofcially, no...
Miss Macavity: but i knw mine
Miss Macavity: 78
Sharan Suresh: thats low
Miss Macavity: no its not!
Miss Macavity: its by far my best
Miss Macavity: n i am more thn happy
Sharan Suresh: this is , let me remember, the 17th time im forced to feel "oh my world of liars and me"
Miss Macavity: huh?
Sharan Suresh: u shud be. of course. even my friends here who were expecting supples came out with flying colors.
Sharan Suresh: divine intervention voohooo
Miss Macavity: ohh
Miss Macavity: u knw urs?
Sharan Suresh: oh course ..when my turn came God fell sick and couldnt do any intervention. two without moderation
Miss Macavity: ohh
Miss Macavity: result officially ittu kazhinjo?
Sharan Suresh: nope.
Sharan Suresh: its unofficial. but still it works
Sharan Suresh: at least works good enough to burst my "im gonna get a job" dream bubbles.
Sharan Suresh: bloody kerala university
Miss Macavity: u will gt some job...most prolly software
Miss Macavity: but u will fr sure!!!
Sharan Suresh: yeah i've heard that before
Sharan Suresh: your ex-crush was caught playing at a bowling alley
Sharan Suresh: and with some other chics
Sharan Suresh: and he defintely is not jobles
Sharan Suresh: and u are attending on other people now
Sharan Suresh: so you can get lost
Miss Macavity: wait a minute, u bastard
Miss Macavity: hu is the ex-crush caught in a bowling alley ?
Miss Macavity: n hu am i attending nw>?
Miss Macavity: n is tht a joke or a quote?
Sharan Suresh: how would i know. ask ur conscience.
Miss Macavity: tht i am too dumb to understand?
Sharan Suresh: is that a quote?
Miss Macavity: u tell me
Sharan Suresh: you are dumb. everyone is.
Sharan Suresh: how am i supposed to tell u
Miss Macavity: sharan, wt did u mean?
Sharan Suresh: and why are u red. you are not hot by any standard
Sharan Suresh: i meant nothing.
Sharan Suresh: i'm stupid and im jobless and i've got two supples and i wasnt expecting such a lot. so I THINK i can afford to be this way for some time more !
Miss Macavity: fine
Miss Macavity: go ahead.
Miss Macavity: only, u r not inherently stupid
Sharan Suresh: no. the drive is gone.
Miss Macavity: u r BEING stupid nw
Sharan Suresh: yeah I am. so does that stop Barrack from farting during sex
Sharan Suresh: whats the point
Sharan Suresh: and I'd prefer instant replies
Sharan Suresh: at least "late" replies
Miss Macavity: then hold on fr a sec
Sharan Suresh: hold on? hold on? what do u thikn im doing anyway!
Miss Macavity: just shut up n wait a min till my time is devoted to u in its entirety
Miss Macavity: n dont try any wisecracks
Sharan Suresh: that sounds nice. that sounds like rachel in friends
Sharan Suresh: what does wisecrack mean?
Sharan Suresh: u make me feel stupid once more and i'll get lost
Miss Macavity: ok
Miss Macavity: nw shoot
Miss Macavity: no, wait
Miss Macavity: lemme finish
Miss Macavity: just coz uve two supplees doesnt mean ull b out on ur ass
Sharan Suresh: hey Macavity, let me for once mean something, how about coffee this evening. and maybe we could have dinner yoo.
Miss Macavity: this loser attitude doesnt suit u anymore than ur sentimental blogs do
Sharan Suresh: sentimental?
Sharan Suresh: did u find that sentimental?
Sharan Suresh: DID YOU !!
Miss Macavity: i didnt read the latest
Miss Macavity: a few blogs dwn, i read
Miss Macavity: hw abt
Miss Macavity: FUCK fck fuck fuck
Sharan Suresh: good. its never been sentimental. its been touching, its been sensitive. but never sentifuckingmental
Miss Macavity: tht one i did, n i must b the only person hu thinks tht is sentimental
Miss Macavity: but i do
Sharan Suresh: yeah it was not sentimental. its called taking out the frustration on non-living, incapable of beating you back html beings.
Sharan Suresh: or whatever.
Sharan Suresh: i could do with some more attention here !!
Miss Macavity: yea
Miss Macavity: its not my fault if the fone rings
Miss Macavity: i am here nw
Miss Macavity: fine
Sharan Suresh: its ur fault if the call is answered
Miss Macavity: btw, this is the nas to ur inv fr voffee
Miss Macavity: i shud love some coffee, even if its wid u
Sharan Suresh: okay. i've two questions. what is nas? and what is voffee?
Sharan Suresh: "even if" !!!!
Miss Macavity: nas is ans
Sharan Suresh: you dare !
Miss Macavity: and voffee is coffee
Miss Macavity: yes i do
Miss Macavity: but i cant
Sharan Suresh: no you dont
Miss Macavity: u knw i cant
Sharan Suresh: yeah i know you can't. you are as helpless as a kitten without claws or legs or even a tail in my presence.
Miss Macavity: just shut the fuck up
Sharan Suresh: now lets hear the kitten meow !!
Sharan Suresh: wow wow wow gow. u've improved
Miss Macavity: alrite
Miss Macavity: wats ur prob number one?
Sharan Suresh: i didn know u were so capable of , um this
Miss Macavity: i am
Sharan Suresh: number one ..is im single, and virgin. and i see people of my age marrying and losing it and getting their "virgin knot" broken or whatever. if thats the least i can say
Sharan Suresh: most?
Sharan Suresh: whatever ..u know it now.
Miss Macavity: cud u b marginally faster?
Sharan Suresh: faster with the typing or with the though process?
Miss Macavity: both, if u can handle that
Miss Macavity: i am single too
Sharan Suresh: latter i cant help. im juz born this way. genius.
Miss Macavity: and i am a virgin
Sharan Suresh: wow..
Miss Macavity: gr8
Sharan Suresh: could we
Miss Macavity: fine
Miss Macavity: no
Sharan Suresh: oh okay. shut up shut up shut up sharan
Miss Macavity: atleast not in ur present vein
Miss Macavity: sharan, u claim u r a virgin
Sharan Suresh: umm.i wonder why indian girls are only modern in showing their cleavage off. why not in other ways too
Sharan Suresh: i bloody well am
Miss Macavity: its not as if u havent ever wanked urself off...if u r frustrated, take it off
Miss Macavity: just bloody well handle it
Sharan Suresh: its not rewarding any more if u know what i mean. been doing ever since i knew i had the instrument that could do it
Miss Macavity: i am wondering y
Sharan Suresh: and i cant even imagine the kind of frustration u people must be carrying. u don even have anything to do
Sharan Suresh: oh you do. definitely you do. but im thinking it doesn work without external assistance
Miss Macavity: thnk u fr ur asumptions, mr. MCP..we rnt so helpless, or so frustrated
Miss Macavity: i think we r handling this much btr than sum othrs out thr
Sharan Suresh: MCP would be? My cock plucker?
Miss Macavity: no
Miss Macavity: male chauvinist pig
Sharan Suresh: oh.
Miss Macavity: and mind the language
Miss Macavity: my bro's hanging abt
Sharan Suresh: oh we could teach him a bit. sex education is very important. you must have seen in the t.v
Miss Macavity: he is teaching me, these days
Sharan Suresh: and females dont have a problem with accepting we are smarter.
Sharan Suresh: world is good
Miss Macavity: wat is ur othr problem?
Sharan Suresh: between would it make some sense if i use MCP suddenly in some other conversation. is it a recognized standard abbreviation?
Miss Macavity: yea
Miss Macavity: it is
Sharan Suresh: my other problem is I hate people. thats not a problem. but its rather confusing coz i wanna be true to myself and i cant be coz i find myself smiling at a few people though i hate them all .
Miss Macavity: n im surprised tht u dunno it
Sharan Suresh: and i shudnt be smiling at them if i hate them. conflicts
Miss Macavity: then y r u smiling?
Sharan Suresh: yeah i dont. we dont call our brothers MCPs
Miss Macavity: ok
Sharan Suresh: I don't know. im not so much of a freak yet. it takes time.
Miss Macavity: this is just the suffering phase...ull get ok in time
Sharan Suresh: and when im decided im gonna be a freak i see people who are happy and successful and all that and i cant take it. there has got to be a way out.
Miss Macavity: yea
Miss Macavity: find out y u arent happy or successful
Sharan Suresh: i know.
Miss Macavity: n then get out of wateva mess u r in nw
Sharan Suresh: first would definitely be im bloody horny and i still am a virgin after 20 years and i really cant understand why i had to be born in kerala. brazil was calling. i know . i so know
Sharan Suresh: im not caught in a room that i can step out of anytime i want.
Sharan Suresh: its like they say in the advt. i need to find the door in the wall and open it. getting the key would figure somewhere between those two steps
Sharan Suresh: and again...I deserve more attention than this !!
Miss Macavity: i am reading
Miss Macavity: idiot!!
Miss Macavity: n b4 u jump off the handle
Sharan Suresh: dont call me that. im called sharan. u can call me hot if u wish. definitely not idiot !
Miss Macavity: im reading wt u were typing
Miss Macavity: fine, Mr.Boil
Miss Macavity: is tht ok?
Miss Macavity: i like tht
Sharan Suresh: Boil? that doesnt sound sexy
Miss Macavity: it isnt
Sharan Suresh: call me something sexy
Miss Macavity: im calling U after all
Miss Macavity: then id have to call u gowri
Sharan Suresh: how about "Mr. Aaah oooh arrgggghh"
Sharan Suresh: that would definitely sound sexy
Miss Macavity: ooooh, thts defenitely sexy
Sharan Suresh: give me a call sometime and call me that ..i cud juz do it without spoiling my hands
Sharan Suresh: ah im talking dirty
Miss Macavity: so u are...
Sharan Suresh: yeah i know. isnt that sweet
Miss Macavity: y dont u go away fr a while
Miss Macavity: ??
Sharan Suresh: now i dont want to
Miss Macavity: y not?
Sharan Suresh: i want to be with you
Miss Macavity: online...
Sharan Suresh: Macavityyou know what. actually if you could juz sort out your attitude a bit and your whatever things a bit here and there you might actually stand a chance to get me.
Sharan Suresh: well. im talking real, though it appears online.
Miss Macavity: u knw. as much as i am dying to, i dont think i will...
Miss Macavity: yea..
Sharan Suresh: yeah i know u cant help it. dung heads are juz so much of dung. oh juz a metaphor.
Sharan Suresh: not about u of course not
Miss Macavity: i knew it wudnt be..
Miss Macavity: nw suppose u tell me which of my excrushes was caught in a bowling alley?
Sharan Suresh: how many did u have woman
Sharan Suresh: he used to be called sodium
Miss Macavity: ohh
Sharan Suresh: and he's got a life.
Miss Macavity: ok
Sharan Suresh: yeah.
Miss Macavity: i knw
Miss Macavity: hes doing fine widout me...
Miss Macavity: tht sucks
Sharan Suresh: yeah even me. but i could always do better with you.
Sharan Suresh: you know. i've always been subconsciously in love with you.
Sharan Suresh: dont think my subconscious could get together with you. umm.
Sharan Suresh: not again ...come back this instant!!
BUZZ!!!
Miss Macavity: sry!!
Miss Macavity: this bloody fone is more of a prob
Miss Macavity: alrite
Miss Macavity: u r subconsciously in love wid me?
Sharan Suresh: im going to murder you, cut your head around , pluck out your brain, roast it and eat it !
Miss Macavity: thts gr8 to hear
Miss Macavity: n prolly tht explains y i am always pissed off wen u tok to sruthi
Miss Macavity: it wont be tht tasty
Sharan Suresh: always?
Miss Macavity: last sunday, defenitely
Miss Macavity: im trying not to be
Sharan Suresh: i wish i knew you are not lying. you let me love you, and you are gonna wish you never had seen another man
Sharan Suresh: okay. im not exaggerating much
Miss Macavity: huh?
Sharan Suresh: brain is always tasty. its full of shit.
Miss Macavity: mine isnt
Sharan Suresh: never mind.
Miss Macavity: its cotton
Sharan Suresh: i like fluffy things.
Sharan Suresh: oh that brings other things into perspective. voohoo
Miss Macavity: try to stay away frm all this love crap, sharan
Miss Macavity: it will keep u rm going insane, even if it doesnt do any gud
Sharan Suresh: its not like i've always been out of it not to know
Miss Macavity: n excuse me fr another 5 mins while i make tea
Sharan Suresh: yeah i can give u 5 min.

You'd understand my condition when I confess that this was the most interesting thing I did this whole day.

I Love you Macavity.